May 15
- How to kill a spider:
- get a piece of tissue paper
- approach it slowly
- and very carefully
- burn the house down.
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May 15
Checking out your progress after a hard workout at the gym: →
Expectations:
Reality:
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May 15
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should've said instead. →
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May 15
Those days when you're not talking to someone who talks to you everyday. →
THIS RIGHT NOW THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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May 15
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.T H I S
If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow.
FINE.
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